Summer is here and everywhere I go there are fetish partys (Not you? That’s because nobody want to party in Alaska!). So I’m thinking, this is a good time to talk about how to manners at clubs and get few things straight up.

First of all, don’t get me wrong, I have nothing against exhibitionist men. I can handle and even have a curious interest for watching a naked man at club. Once, at TG’s party, I even saw a black dude proudly showing off his *thing* while dancing on stage entirely naked (except for his white socks glowing under the black lights, giggle) It was fine by me. But seriously, don’t cross the line by sneaking behind me and rubbing all your *package* on my latexed thighs while I am watching a fashion show! When this happened, I first noticed a heath at the back of my right thigh. At first, I didn’t pay too much attention, but the heath got more persistent and when I turned around, I saw *it* all erected! Let me tell you this is definitely the best way to start a relationship with a bleeding nose! (If you recognize yourself, what the f**k is wrong with you!?)
rule #1: no pee-pee rubbing on strangers!

Another example of bad behavior at fetish clubs would be to whip a girl’s ass you don’t even know as hardly and humanly possible. This also happened to me, twice actually. Once, a fan wanted to have his picture taken with me and make it look like he was whipping me. But the bastard actually did it without me expecting it and I ended up with a black bruise for week long. The second time, it was in Jamaica where a guy wanted to enrolled my hips with his bull whip (he must had watch Indiana Jones too many times!) I specifically told the guy to not hit my thighs where I am very sensible. Of course, he missed and hit one. I gave him another chance but he missed again and this time, it really left a mark. I was so upset that I started chasing him with my heels in my hands to stab him to death. After all, I warned him!
rule#2: no hard whipping on strangers and don’t miss!

Now, one last thing, if you follow a woman everywhere in the club to spy every move she makes and think she has not seen you, you’re dumb! I really want to be polite and not yell at those spying blood suckers, and often end up hiding a while in the bathroom. But the new stalker specie is strong and even wait at the doors. I know, I repeat myself but this is another good way to make your face look like a Picasso.
rule #3: no stalking!

That’s it for now. Sorry if I sound a bit harsh but I fear I might kill somebody one day! Summer is too short to screw it! Just follow the rules and have fun!!

Give me your best shot: Questions, praises or critics? Ring me:
biancabeauchamp@videotron.ca or
www.latexlair.com

Want to party?
All Summer: londonfetishfair.co.uk
July: tesfest.org and secretroom.net
September: fetishweekend.com