After reading the posts in the new section “Ask Bianca” on Bizarre My Space, the question asked by Candycat, regarding if she should get a boob job or not, got stocked in my head. You see, getting a boob job is not like getting your hair or nails done. It is a surgery that will last for the long ride unless the implants rip like a pair of cheap tires bought on Ebay. So, better be properly informed! My story? Just for my favorite readers, I’m gonna repeat it. So here it is…

There is no secret here, my main goal was to get my boobs fixed. By that, I mean I wanted them to be rounder, firmer and straighter. To be frank, my natural breasts were looking like cow tits. There were not many differences between the look of my boobs and a dick on severe alcohol intoxication, both being sagging and disappointing. It even got worst after I started training my butt obsessively at the gym. I lost a few pounds here and there and my “C” cup melted down to a “B-ish”. It was the cherry on the cake for me and I decided to get them enhanced with 300cc saline implants under the muscles AND lift them up. At first, I was pretty happy with my boobs, especially because they were no more hanging like flat balloons, but after a year the inflammation was totally gone and one had shrunk enough to bother me and since my skin is very thin, the saline caused a lot of ripples. So I got back under the knife and went this time for silicone gel to avoid the ripples and doubled the cc’s to make me now a very happy 32DD.

Lots of you asked me before if I have done these surgeries for my career. The answer is no. I’m not bullshiting you: living with tiny sagging boobs was not an option for me. Now, did it help my career? Of course it did! After all, who wants to see a cover girl with sagging tits, hun? It might sound superficial to the ones who preach “love yourself the way you are” and “surgeries are fake”. Well, screw you! Why is it more acceptable to wear braces, get your myopia “lasered” and your baldness taken care of, but not your nose, lips or boobs? Silly! But I do agree you must do the surgery for what I consider the right reason: yourself. Not for your career, not for your boyfriend, not for your mommy; yourself only.

I love my breasts and have no regrets although no day passes by without judgmental comments I hear from girls laughing at me, and from guys whistling at. I also can’t wear white shirt because it makes my boobs look even bigger and I suddenly become a prick magnet. With bigger boobs than average, there are rules to follow. And unless you stay in L.A where “everyone” had a boob job and people are so used to see them they don’t care about yours, or decide to choose average size implants, you’re gonna have to face the music everyday like I do.

So remember this: advices from friends and models can be welcomed, but in the end, the decision is all yours to take. Only you truly know if you should get plastic surgery or not.

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